appdaze wrote:ASUTodd wrote:You contradicted yourself....alive and extinct??? If He can do that then He can be part of the Zombie Apocalypse. Actually I guess Lazarus and the little girl were the first two. Relax man, just a little humor. I'm sure you've laughed at some off color joke that someone else found offensive. Stuff like this is why I wouldn't want Liberty around.appdaze wrote:ASUTodd wrote:Are you saying that "HE" is part of the zombie apocalypse?
How dare you even assume that HE is part of the zombie apocalypse!! Raptor Jesus is alive in all of our hearts. Don't you ever forget that HE went extinct for your sins.
I only laugh at brightly colored jokes, like the neon kind. I certainly hope you've heard of Raptor Jesus. He might be the son of the flying spaghetti monster.
You must be a Bill Maher fan.