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How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:40 am
by CornCobPipes
QUESTION: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
ANSWER:. If you check online 10 times/day for rumors or announcements on the hire of the next DC position being filled. One thing you gotta hand it to our athletic admins.....they are better than Flex Seal at stopping leaks
..... hopefully that translates to our future defense.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:52 am
by Stonewall
"The Flex Seal Defense"
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:56 am
by Yosef84
My first hint was the intervention that my wife held. My NEW wife has adopted App and constantly wears my t-shirts so I'm back into active addiction.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:58 am
by appstate77
My hint is whenever I refer to Armanti Edwards, I follow it up by saying "bless his holy name."
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:04 pm
by CornCobPipes
It's almost like watching paint dry.....or waiting for David Ware to get invited to ask questions with the White House Press Corp
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:09 pm
by CornCobPipes
Stonewall wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:52 am
"The Flex Seal Defense"
Forget Flex Seal.....I'm ready for some Stonewall.
But with the way college football dynamics are shaping up.....we gonna need a Bank of Granite.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:59 pm
by AppDub
CornCobPipes wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:40 am
QUESTION: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
ANSWER:. If you check online 10 times/day for rumors or announcements on the hire of the next DC position being filled. One thing you gotta hand it to our athletic admins.....they are better than Flex Seal at stopping leaks
..... hopefully that translates to our future defense.
Guilty as charged on all of these accounts.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 2:14 pm
by appfanjj
Well, I'm reading and replying to this so.....
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 3:09 pm
by Appstate88
I knew I had a problem when I told my kids to "Go, Fight, Kick Ass" as they headed out to the school bus.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 3:19 pm
by AppState89
All of the above so far and what will be posted below me!!!!
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 3:26 pm
by BambooRdApp
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 3:49 pm
by mike87
I give a damn about opinions expressed on a message board. Well, some of them anyway.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 5:39 pm
by NattyBumppo'sRevenge
My wife thinks I’m messaging a mistress because I keep checking on my phone, she doesn’t believe the real reason then she rolls her eyes when I show her my phone screen on Yosef’s Cabin.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 7:10 pm
by Woodstovegang
I'm sure you'd need to Sand paper that A$$ before applying, said FLEX SEAL.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 7:15 pm
by Yosefus
Yosef head birthday cake for 8th birthday.
Wear a App State hat every day of my life!
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:19 pm
by Lowcountry App
My adult kids only give me App merchandise for Christmas, Father’s Day and my birthday. Well, almost exclusively App stuff.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:14 am
by bigdaddyg
In mid January you reply on the JMU game thread and bitch about what we did wrong. In mid January you want to discuss the depth chart for the next season.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:20 am
by AppDub
BambooRdApp wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 3:26 pm
I piss black, gold and white... depending on uniform combination.
An-ti-bi-otics!!!!!!!
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:41 am
by AppStFan1
CornCobPipes wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:04 pm
It's almost like watching paint dry.....or waiting for David Ware to get invited to ask questions with the White House Press Corp
If that happened, he would force them to institute a time limit on length of question. LOL.
Re: How do you know your an App Football Junkie?
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:01 am
by NattyBumppo'sRevenge
AppStFan1 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:41 am
CornCobPipes wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:04 pm
It's almost like watching paint dry.....or waiting for David Ware to get invited to ask questions with the White House Press Corp
If that happened, he would force them to institute a time limit on length of question. LOL.
In a moment of history all Democrats and Republicans come together and vote unanimously to make him stop.
..... hopefully that translates to our future defense.