You're right. I tolerate Louie Gigilo to keep the peace, but not in my heart.

I thought the Founding Fathers were all Southern Baptist ministers.

Ted Pope ‏@Ted_Pope

Stone Age Bumper Sticker: You will have to pry my Blowgun from my cold dead lips.

I heard that he withdrew because he wasn't fat enough to represent.

We used to hunt fat Christians out in the provinces, but they weren't much sport.

Haven't believed in the religious myths for years but am still considered a member of a protestant church.